SCATOLOGICAL STORYTELLING BY
SLÖVE, Malo & Friends
About the scat-quintet
Five Novels Compiled
by
Sir Bruce Holbrook Pennington
Crafting impactful narratives to
engage (or enrage),
inspire,
and disgust.
Discover the Genesis of Malo's Giant Popcorn and the Origins of Slöve's Pseuodoscience of Fartology!
Book One: Life versus Death
The Further Adventures of Malo and Slöve
by ali Abbra Cadaver
Sparkle imagines himself to be a senusous poet, but his only true skill is in cleaning up the blood and removing all evidence leading back to him and his penchant for killing.
Book Two: Good versus Evil
The Salacious Sagas of Sparkle Plenty
by “Ancient” Sparkle Plenty
Sparkle's Pronouns: He, Him, His, Blood-strewn Poet
His Odor: Unknown (albeit soporific)
Here, in book three, we discover the Origin of Everything and the meaningless of it all. The origin of everything, that is, except for the Circle of Time, which sadly, is forever unknowable.
Book Three: Being versus Nothingness
How I Wonder What You Are
by Twinkle-Twinkle Little
The 125-paged Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! pictured here is where it all began. And the fartological novel Fizzles Galore, 900 pages later, is where it presently stands, obstinately in the pathway of Lord Death! Presently banned, a redacted version is soon to be released. Fizzles includes the history of fartology starting from the beginnings of written history and leading to the mid-twentieth century.
Book Four: World versus Individual
Fizzles Galore!by E. Slöve Promblès
E. Slöve was a great admirer of Ben Jonson. And this novella, written by the daughter of E. Slöve, centers around Ben’s journey through the netherworld. First she reinterprets Ben’s famous voyage, followed by an articulate and comprehensive annotation of Ben Jonson’s poem depicting his adventurous sally into the abode of the dead. Once there we are introduced to many of Ben’s friends and acquaintances through stories, often located in the footnotes, regarding each, including at least one friend's recipe for Furmity Pot Stew (FPS).
Book Five: juddering along the river styx
Merd-Urinous: Stories Out of Ben Johnson’s Famous Voyage
by Fluffë Promblès
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E. Slöve Promblès relaxing at home, while,
as you can observe by noting his gimlet-piercing eyes,
he vigilantly stalks death.